Vinyl stickers are the cheapest way to make an object feel like it belongs to a specific person. A laptop
lid, a water bottle, a notebook cover, a toolbox, the back of a phone — all of them are blank surfaces that
say nothing about their owner until a sticker goes on. That is the entire appeal, and it explains why
stickers sell to people who would never buy a t-shirt with the same joke printed on it. A sticker is a low
commitment. You can put it somewhere only you will see.
This page lists every die-cut vinyl sticker and decal we currently produce. Each one is printed after you
order it and posted to you as a physical item.
What a die-cut vinyl sticker actually is
The phrase gets used loosely, so it is worth being precise. A vinyl sticker is printed onto a flexible
plastic film rather than paper. That film is what makes it water-resistant, resistant to scuffing, and able
to survive being handled every day. “Die-cut” means the sticker has been cut to the outline of the design
rather than left as a rectangle, so what you peel off and apply is the shape itself, with no visible square
border around it. A “decal” is the same object described in a slightly different tradition — the words are
used interchangeably in practice.
The alternative you will see everywhere online is a printable sticker file: a PDF or PNG you print yourself
onto sticker paper. Those are genuinely useful, they cost less, and we sell them too — see our
printable sticker files. But home-printed sticker
paper is not vinyl. It smudges when wet, it scuffs, and it will not survive a water bottle. If the sticker
is going on something that gets handled or washed, buy the printed vinyl.
Who buys vinyl stickers
Students and remote workers decorating laptops, which is the single biggest use. Readers customising an
e-reader case. Plant people covering a watering can or a planter shelf. Anybody assembling a small gift and
wanting something to add for a couple of pounds. And a steady stream of people buying four or five at once,
because a single sticker on a large laptop lid looks lost and a cluster looks intentional.
Buyer’s guide: what to look for
Material, and why paper is not good enough
Ask what the sticker is printed on. Vinyl film flexes with the surface it is stuck to, tolerates being
wiped down, and does not disintegrate when it meets condensation on a bottle. Paper stickers are cheaper to
produce and fine inside a planner or a journal, but they are the wrong material for anything exposed. Every
sticker on this page is printed vinyl.
Cut quality
A good die-cut follows the artwork closely and leaves a clean edge. A cheap one leaves a thin white halo of
uncut backing around the shape, which is the thing that makes a sticker look like a freebie. Look at the
product images at full size before you buy — the edge tells you more about the manufacturer than any
description does.
Size
Sticker sizing is the mistake people make most often. A design that looks bold on screen can be four
centimetres across in reality. Before you order, measure the surface you are decorating. A laptop lid takes
a larger statement sticker plus a few smaller ones; a water bottle wraps, so the usable flat area is
narrower than you think; a phone back is small enough that only short, heavy-weight text stays legible.
Dimensions for each design are listed on its product page.
Adhesive and removability
Standard sticker adhesive is designed to hold firmly and to come off a hard, non-porous surface without
tearing. It is not designed to be repositioned repeatedly, and it is not designed for painted plaster,
untreated wood or textured walls. Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface, press from the centre outwards to
push air out, and leave it a few hours before exposing it to water.
Materials and printing
Product Material Print method Care Die-cut vinyl sticker Printed vinyl film with adhesive backing Printed, then cut to the outline of the design Wipe clean; hand-wash bottles rather than dishwashing Laptop / e-reader decal Printed vinyl film Printed and contour cut Apply to a clean dry surface; press from the centre out Matching mug Glazed ceramic Heat-set printing onto the glazed surface Dishwasher and microwave safe Matching print Printed art paper Inkjet-based printing Frame behind glass; avoid direct sunlight
Film thickness, laminate finish and adhesive grade vary by production partner and are confirmed on the
individual product page. We do not quote a specific micron rating here because we cannot verify it holds
across every batch.
Laptop and desk setup stickers
The laptop lid is the most public surface most people own. It gets seen in every meeting, every coffee
shop, every lecture. The stickers that work there are the ones that communicate something in one glance:
that you are a reader, that you are not a morning person, that your plants have a personality. Long text
does not survive being read from three metres away across a table.
If you are decorating a whole desk setup rather than one device, our
art prints and posters cover the wall behind it, and
the mug range covers the object on it.
Water bottle and travel mug decals
Bottles are the second most common destination and the most demanding. The surface curves in two
directions, it is regularly wet, and it gets knocked against things. Three practical rules: choose a
smaller design so it sits flat without wrinkling, apply it to a completely dry bottle and leave it
overnight before first use, and hand-wash rather than putting the bottle through a dishwasher. Dishwasher
heat and jets will lift the edges of any sticker eventually.
Stickers for book lovers, plant people and coffee drinkers
Our sticker range clusters around three identities, because those are the three that people are happiest to
declare on an object they carry around. Reading humour — the unread pile, the fictional emotional
investment, the “one more page” lie. Plant humour — the over-watering, the boundaries, the talking. And
coffee humour — the pre-caffeine hostility that is now a recognised social contract.
Each of those phrases exists across formats, so a sticker can be the cheap add-on to a larger gift or the
whole gift on its own.
Gift add-ons and stocking fillers
At this price point a sticker is not really a present, it is a finishing touch — the thing that turns a
book, a bottle or a card into something that looks like you thought about it. Buy two or three that share a
theme, and pair them with a matching mug or
tee for a coherent set rather than a pile of
unrelated small objects.
Our full sticker range
Every printed vinyl sticker and decal currently available, with live pricing:
- Aggressively Watering Things Sticker Funny Plant Lover Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Beans and Bad Decisions Sticker Funny Coffee Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Botanically Unhinged Sticker Funny Plant Lover Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Caffeine Pending Sticker Funny Office Laptop Decal Coffee Humor Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Dark Academia Sticker, Book Lover Gift | Gold Book Stack Sticker | Reader Bookworm Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Do Not Address Me Before Cup Two Sticker Introvert Funny Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Do Not Disturb I'm at the Good Part Sticker Book Lover Kindle Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Emotionally Invested in Fictional People Sticker Book Lover Kindle Decal Price range: $7.99 through $9.99
- ER Nurse Retro Sticker, Night Shift Nurse Gift | ICU Nurse Appreciation Sticker | Twelve Hour Shift Nurse Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny 3rd Grade Teacher Sticker, Third Grade Teacher Gift | Retro Groovy Teacher Sticker | Back To School Teacher Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny ADHD Sticker, Neurodivergent Gift | Task Started Miracles Sticker | Mental Health Positive Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny Crochet Sticker, Crochet Lover Gift | Retro Groovy Yarn Sticker | Knitting Crafter Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny Dachshund Sticker, Doxie Mom Dad Gift | Wiener Dog Lover Sticker | Sausage Dog Owner Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny New Home Sticker, Housewarming Gift | New Homeowner Sticker | First Home Closing Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny Pickleball Sticker, Pickleball Player Gift | Retro Groovy Pickleball Sticker | Pickleball Team Gift Idea Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny Retirement Sticker, Retired Coworker Gift | Officially Off The Group Chat Sticker | Retirement Party Gift Idea Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny Teacher Retro Sticker, Teacher Appreciation Gift | Back To School Teacher Sticker | Teacher Coffee Lover Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- I Bought It I'll Read It Eventually Sticker Funny Book Lover Kindle Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Moon Phase Academia Sticker, Witchy Celestial Gift | Dark Feminine Moon Sticker | Lunar Aesthetic Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Moon Phase Botanical Sticker, Celestial Wall Art | Dark Feminine Moon Sticker | Witchy Moon Floral Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Mornings Are a Rumor Sticker Funny Coffee Laptop Decal Water Bottle Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- My Ferns Have Better Boundaries Sticker Funny Plant Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- My Plants Are My Personality Sticker Plant Lover Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- My Weekend Plans Are Fictional Sticker Book Lover Kindle Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- One More Page Was a Lie Sticker Book Lover Kindle Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Professionally Overbooked Sticker Funny Book Lover Kindle Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Soccer Parent Retro Sticker, Sideline Mom Dad Gift | Travel Soccer Team Parent Sticker | Funny Soccer Sideline Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Sunlight Water Repeat Sticker Minimalist Plant Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Sunrise Is Just Loud Light Sticker Night Owl Funny Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Talks to Plants Ignores Calls Sticker Plant Lover Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- This Mug Has Seen Things Sticker Funny Coffee Laptop Tumbler Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Vintage Camping Badge Sticker, Camper Hiker Gift | Retro Mountain Pine Sticker | Outdoors Nature Lover Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Vintage Fishing Badge Sticker, Fisherman Gift | Retro Bass Fishing Sticker | Fathers Day Fishing Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Vintage Hunting Badge Sticker, Hunter Gift | Deer Hunting Season Sticker | Fathers Day Hunting Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Vintage Trucker Badge Sticker, Truck Driver Gift | Long Haul Trucker Sticker | Semi Driver Road Trip Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
How made-to-order works
Everything on this page is a physical product that does not exist until you buy it. There is no warehouse
shelf with your design sitting on it. When your order comes through, the artwork is sent to a production
partner, printed onto a blank item, quality-checked, packed and posted to your address. That is what
“print on demand” or “made to order” means, and it is worth understanding before you click buy, because it
changes what you should expect from the timeline.
The practical consequence is that there are two clocks running, not one. The first is production: the time
it takes to print, cure or press your item and get it boxed. For most printed goods this is a few business
days rather than a few hours, and it stretches during peak gifting periods when every print queue in the
industry is busy. The second clock is shipping, which depends on where you are and how customs treats the
parcel if it crosses a border. We do not publish a single delivery date here because a single date would be
a guess, and a guess dressed up as a promise is worse than no number at all. The individual product page is
where current production and delivery estimates live, and your order confirmation is where tracking appears.
Why this is different from our instant downloads
Most of the Pixquo catalogue is digital. If you buy a printable planner, a wall-art file or a sticker sheet
PDF, the file lands in your account and inbox straight away and you print it yourself. There is no
production queue, no courier and no customs form. That is the right choice when you need something tonight,
when you want to print the same page fifty times, or when you are buying for someone in a country we do not
ship to easily.
The products on this page are the opposite trade. You give up the instant gratification and you get a
finished object: a ceramic mug that survives the dishwasher, a cut vinyl decal, a poster printed on proper
stock, a shirt somebody can wear. Nothing here is emailed to you and nothing here can be downloaded. If you
are shopping close to a deadline, buy the physical item early or buy the digital equivalent instead — the
printable version is genuinely the better answer when the occasion is tomorrow.
What ordering actually looks like
- You place the order and pay. Nothing is printed yet.
- The design file goes to the production partner and enters the print queue.
- Your item is printed, cured or pressed, checked and packed. This normally takes a few business days.
- The parcel is handed to a carrier and tracking is issued.
- Transit time depends on your destination, and on customs if the parcel crosses a border.
Because each item is produced individually, small variations between one order and the next are normal
rather than defects: the exact placement of a design can shift by a millimetre or two, and printed colour
will never match a backlit phone screen precisely. What should never vary is the legibility of the artwork,
the finish of the item or the build quality. If something arrives damaged, misprinted or genuinely wrong,
contact us with a photo and we will sort it out.
Related categories
- Printed gifts and apparel — the full made-to-order range
- Funny coffee mugs and gift mugs — matching designs in ceramic
- Art prints and wall posters — the wall version
- Graphic tees and printed t-shirts — wearable versions
- Printed throw pillows and cushion covers
- Printable sticker files — instant download, print at home
- Printable planners — where planner stickers actually belong
Related guides
If you are shopping from outside the United States, our printables and planners by country hub is a useful companion: it points to the digital versions of many of these designs, which download instantly wherever you are and sidestep shipping and customs entirely.
If you are decorating a workspace rather than a device, our
planners and productivity guides cover the desk
setup side of this in more depth.
Frequently asked questions
Are these stickers waterproof?
They are printed on vinyl film, which is water-resistant and handles condensation, rain and being wiped
down. That is not the same as being dishwasher-proof. Hand-wash any bottle or container you have applied a
sticker to, and keep it out of the dishwasher’s heat and jets.
How long do they last on a laptop?
On a clean, smooth laptop lid, indefinitely under normal use. What shortens a sticker’s life is repeated
peeling, abrasive cleaning products, or applying it to a dusty or oily surface in the first place. Wipe the
surface with alcohol and let it dry fully before you apply.
Can I remove a sticker without damaging the surface?
On hard, non-porous surfaces like a laptop shell, a bottle or a window, yes — warm the sticker gently and
peel slowly from a corner, and clean off any adhesive residue with alcohol. On painted walls, untreated
wood or textured surfaces, no. These are not wall decals and should not be used as them.
What size will I receive?
It varies by design. Dimensions are listed on each product page, and you should check them against the
surface you are decorating before ordering — screen size is not a reliable guide to physical size.
Is this an instant download?
No. These are physical vinyl stickers, printed after you order and posted to you. If you want a file to
print yourself, our printable sticker range is the
instant-download equivalent.
Can I put these on a car?
We do not recommend it. These are indoor and everyday-carry stickers designed for laptops, bottles,
notebooks and cases. Vehicle exteriors need UV-stable outdoor-rated vinyl and a stronger laminate, which is
a different product.