Most of what Pixquo sells is digital: files you download and print yourself. This section of the shop is
the other half — real, physical objects that get printed after you order them and posted to your door.
Mugs, stickers, wall prints, t-shirts and cushions, all produced individually rather than manufactured in
bulk and stored in a warehouse.
There are currently 73 printed products across five categories. This page explains how the range fits
together, how made-to-order production actually works, and which category is the right answer for what you
are trying to buy.
The five categories
Funny coffee mugs and gift mugs
Printed ceramic mugs in 11oz and 15oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. The default gift when you need
something that costs less than a night out, needs no size, and gets used every morning. Strongest for
office gifting, Secret Santa, and anyone whose personality is substantially caffeine-based.
Vinyl stickers and die-cut decals
Water-resistant printed vinyl, cut to the shape of the design, for laptops, bottles, notebooks and cases.
The cheapest item in the range and the easiest add-on to a larger gift. Also the format people buy for
themselves most readily, because a sticker is a low-commitment way to declare something.
Art prints and wall posters
Typography and botanical prints on matte art paper, shipped unframed in standard frame sizes. The most
effective small change you can make to a room, and one of very few gifts that stays on display for years
instead of going in a drawer.
Graphic tees and printed t-shirts
Printed directly onto the garment, made to order. A narrow, identity-led range — healthcare and pet-owner
humour — because a shirt has to clear a much higher bar than a mug. Requires a size decision, which is the
only reason it is not the easiest gift here.
Printed throw pillows and cushion covers
18×18 printed cushions in botanical and typographic designs. Decorating without a project, and an
unusually reliable housewarming gift because everyone has a sofa and nobody has enough cushions.
Which category should you buy from?
The honest decision tree is short. If you do not know the recipient’s size, do not buy a shirt — buy a mug
or a print. If the budget is very small and the gift needs a finishing touch, buy a sticker. If the person
has just moved, buy a print or a cushion. If they have a job with a distinct culture and a distinct set of
grievances — nursing being the clearest example — a shirt is the one item that says you actually
understand it. And if the deadline is tomorrow, buy nothing on this page: buy the digital equivalent from
our printable wall art or
printable sticker range, which downloads instantly.
Designs that run across formats
The catalogue is built around phrases rather than products, which means most designs exist in several
formats. A coffee joke exists as a mug, a sticker and a kitchen print. A botanical phrase exists as a
print, a cushion and a sticker. A reading joke exists as a mug and a sticker for an e-reader.
That is deliberate, and it is the most useful thing to know when you are building a gift rather than buying
a single object. One phrase across three formats — mug, sticker, print — costs little more than a single
mid-priced present and reads as considerably more thought out, because the recipient can see the idea
repeated on purpose.
Materials and printing across the range
Product Material Print method Care Ceramic mug (11oz / 15oz) Glazed ceramic Heat-set printing onto the glazed surface Dishwasher and microwave safe; no abrasive scourers Die-cut vinyl sticker Printed vinyl film with adhesive backing Printed, then cut to the design outline Wipe clean; hand-wash bottles Art print / wall poster Printed art paper, matte finish Inkjet-based printing Frame behind glass; avoid direct sunlight Graphic t-shirt Composition listed per product Printed directly onto the finished garment Cold wash inside out; do not iron the print Throw pillow / cushion cover Printed fabric; composition listed per product Printed to the cover panel before finishing Cool wash, air dry, no hot tumble drying
Where a specification is not listed above, it is because it varies between items and production partners.
Fabric blends, paper weights and film thicknesses are stated on the individual product pages rather than
generalised here.
Gift buying: the practical version
Three rules cover almost every mistake people make buying printed gifts.
Order early. Every item here has a production stage before it has a shipping stage, and both stretch in
November and December when every print queue in the industry is full. A gift that would have been perfect
is worthless if it lands in January.
Buy the joke they would make, not the joke you would make. Insider humour is the entire value of this
category, and its value is negative if the recipient is not inside the reference.
When in doubt, go smaller and more useful. A mug that gets used daily beats a shirt that does not fit, at
half the price and none of the risk.
Selected products from each category
A sample from each range — follow the category link above for the complete list and current pricing.
Mugs
- Beans and Bad Decisions Funny Coffee Mug 11oz Sarcastic Gift for Friend$8.49
- Beans and Bad Decisions Large 15oz Funny Mug Sarcastic Coffee Gift$13.99
- Caffeine Pending Please Hold Funny Coffee Mug 11oz Office Humor Gift$8.49
- Caffeine Pending Please Hold Large 15oz Mug Funny Office Coffee Gift$13.99
- Dark Academia Mug, Book Lover Gift | Gold Book Stack Mug | Reader Bookworm Gift$8.49
- Do Not Address Me Before Cup Two Funny Mug 11oz Introvert Office Gift$8.49
- Do Not Address Me Before Cup Two Large 15oz Mug Introvert Funny Gift$13.99
- Do Not Disturb I'm at the Good Part Mug 11oz Book Lover Reading Gift$8.49
- Emotionally Invested in Fictional People Mug 11oz Book Lover Reading Gift$8.49
- ER Nurse Retro Mug, Night Shift Nurse Gift | ICU Nurse Appreciation Mug | Twelve Hour Shift Nurse Gift$13.99
- Funny ADHD Mug, Neurodivergent Gift | Task Started Miracles Mug | Mental Health Positive Gift$8.49
- Funny Dachshund Mug, Doxie Mom Dad Gift | Wiener Dog Lover Mug | Sausage Dog Owner Gift$8.49
Stickers
- Aggressively Watering Things Sticker Funny Plant Lover Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Beans and Bad Decisions Sticker Funny Coffee Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Botanically Unhinged Sticker Funny Plant Lover Laptop Vinyl Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Caffeine Pending Sticker Funny Office Laptop Decal Coffee Humor Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Dark Academia Sticker, Book Lover Gift | Gold Book Stack Sticker | Reader Bookworm Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Do Not Address Me Before Cup Two Sticker Introvert Funny Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Do Not Disturb I'm at the Good Part Sticker Book Lover Kindle Laptop Decal Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Emotionally Invested in Fictional People Sticker Book Lover Kindle Decal Price range: $7.99 through $9.99
- ER Nurse Retro Sticker, Night Shift Nurse Gift | ICU Nurse Appreciation Sticker | Twelve Hour Shift Nurse Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny 3rd Grade Teacher Sticker, Third Grade Teacher Gift | Retro Groovy Teacher Sticker | Back To School Teacher Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny ADHD Sticker, Neurodivergent Gift | Task Started Miracles Sticker | Mental Health Positive Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
- Funny Crochet Sticker, Crochet Lover Gift | Retro Groovy Yarn Sticker | Knitting Crafter Gift Price range: $6.99 through $9.99
Prints
- Aggressively Watering Things Print Funny Plant Lover Botanical Wall Art$9.99
- Beans and Bad Decisions Print Funny Coffee Bar Wall Art Kitchen Sign$9.99
- Begin Where You Stand Minimalist Typography Print Motivational Wall Art Price range: $9.99 through $17.99
- Botanically Unhinged Print Funny Plant Lover Botanical Wall Art$9.99
- Caffeine Pending Print Funny Office Wall Art Coffee Station Decor$9.99
- Cottagecore Botanical Canvas Print, Toile Floral Gift | Vintage Wildflower Canvas Print | Cottage Garden Home Gift$30.49
- Discipline Outlives Mood Minimalist Typography Print Gym Office Wall Art Price range: $9.99 through $17.99
- Do It Badly Then Do It Again Minimalist Typography Print Motivational Wall Art Price range: $9.99 through $17.99
- Do Not Address Me Before Cup Two Print Funny Office Coffee Bar Wall Art$9.99
- Do Not Disturb I'm at the Good Part Tote Bag Book Lover Canvas Library Bag$11.49
- Emotionally Invested in Fictional People Tote Bag Book Lover Canvas Bag$11.49
- Funny New Home Poster, Housewarming Gift | New Homeowner Poster | First Home Closing Gift$9.99
T-shirts
- Funny 3rd Grade Teacher Sweatshirt, Third Grade Teacher Gift | Retro Groovy Teacher Sweatshirt | Back To School Teacher Gift Price range: $31.99 through $38.99
- Funny Crochet Sweatshirt, Crochet Lover Gift | Retro Groovy Yarn Sweatshirt | Knitting Crafter Gift Price range: $31.99 through $38.99
- Funny Dachshund Sweatshirt, Doxie Mom Dad Gift | Wiener Dog Lover Sweatshirt | Sausage Dog Owner Gift Price range: $31.99 through $38.99
- Funny Pickleball Sweatshirt, Pickleball Player Gift | Retro Groovy Pickleball Sweatshirt | Pickleball Team Gift Idea Price range: $31.99 through $38.99
- Moon Phase Academia Sweatshirt, Witchy Celestial Gift | Dark Feminine Moon Sweatshirt | Lunar Aesthetic Gift Price range: $31.99 through $38.99
- Nurse T-Shirt | I Speak Fluent Beeping Machine | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
- Nurse T-Shirt | My Bladder Has Seen Things | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
- Nurse T-Shirt | New Grad Nurse: Loading… Please Wait | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
- Nurse T-Shirt | Night Shift: Sleep Is A Rumor | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
- Nurse T-Shirt | Powered By Caffeine And Charting | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
- Nurse T-Shirt | Trust Me, I Chart Everything | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
- Nurse T-Shirt | Twelve Hours. No Lunch. Still Smiling. | Gift for Nurses & Healthcare Workers Price range: $18.99 through $27.49
Pillows
- Aggressively Watering Things Throw Pillow 18×18 Funny Plant Lover Decor Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Botanically Unhinged Throw Pillow 18×18 Funny Plant Lover Home Decor Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Cat Face Pattern Throw Pillow, Cat Mom Gift | Kawaii Cat Throw Pillow | Cat Lover Home Decor Gift Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Cottagecore Botanical Throw Pillow, Toile Floral Gift | Vintage Wildflower Throw Pillow | Cottage Garden Home Gift Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Dark Academia Book Throw Pillow, Reader Gift | Gothic Library Throw Pillow | Bookish Home Decor Gift Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Farmers Market Veg Throw Pillow, Kitchen Garden Gift | Vegetable Pattern Throw Pillow | Cottagecore Kitchen Gift Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Golden Retriever Throw Pillow, Dog Mom Dad Gift | Golden Retriever Pattern Throw Pillow | Dog Lover Home Gift Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- My Ferns Have Better Boundaries Than I Do Pillow 18×18 Funny Plant Decor Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- My Plants Are My Personality Throw Pillow 18×18 Plant Lover Home Decor Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Sunlight Water Repeat Throw Pillow 18×18 Minimalist Plant Lover Decor Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
- Talks to Plants Ignores Calls Throw Pillow 18×18 Plant Lover Home Decor Price range: $28.49 through $55.49
Also in the range
Tumblers, tote bags, plush blankets, aprons, notebooks, mouse pads, pet bandanas and doormats:
- Cat Face Pattern Pet Bandana, Cat Mom Gift | Kawaii Cat Pet Bandana | Cat Lover Home Decor Gift Price range: $23.99 through $26.99
- Cat Face Pattern Tote Bag, Cat Mom Gift | Kawaii Cat Tote Bag | Cat Lover Home Decor Gift$11.49
- Cottagecore Botanical Apron, Toile Floral Gift | Vintage Wildflower Apron | Cottage Garden Home Gift$37.49
- Cottagecore Botanical Tote Bag, Toile Floral Gift | Vintage Wildflower Tote Bag | Cottage Garden Home Gift$11.49
- Dark Academia Book Plush Blanket, Reader Gift | Gothic Library Plush Blanket | Bookish Home Decor Gift$23.99
- Dark Academia Book Tote Bag, Reader Gift | Gothic Library Tote Bag | Bookish Home Decor Gift$11.49
- Dark Academia Mouse Pad, Book Lover Gift | Gold Book Stack Mouse Pad | Reader Bookworm Gift$20.99
- Dark Academia Notebook, Book Lover Gift | Gold Book Stack Notebook | Reader Bookworm Gift$12.49
- Emergency & Important Documents Binder | Printable In-Case-of-Emergency Organizer | 25 Pages | Contacts, Insurance, Medical, Accounts & Document Locations | US Letter + A4 Original price was: $16.90.$8.90Current price is: $8.90.
- ER Nurse Retro Mouse Pad, Night Shift Nurse Gift | ICU Nurse Appreciation Mouse Pad | Twelve Hour Shift Nurse Gift$20.99
- ER Nurse Retro Tumbler, Night Shift Nurse Gift | ICU Nurse Appreciation Tumbler | Twelve Hour Shift Nurse Gift$40.99
- Farmers Market Veg Apron, Kitchen Garden Gift | Vegetable Pattern Apron | Cottagecore Kitchen Gift$37.49
How made-to-order works
Everything on this page is a physical product that does not exist until you buy it. There is no warehouse
shelf with your design sitting on it. When your order comes through, the artwork is sent to a production
partner, printed onto a blank item, quality-checked, packed and posted to your address. That is what
“print on demand” or “made to order” means, and it is worth understanding before you click buy, because it
changes what you should expect from the timeline.
The practical consequence is that there are two clocks running, not one. The first is production: the time
it takes to print, cure or press your item and get it boxed. For most printed goods this is a few business
days rather than a few hours, and it stretches during peak gifting periods when every print queue in the
industry is busy. The second clock is shipping, which depends on where you are and how customs treats the
parcel if it crosses a border. We do not publish a single delivery date here because a single date would be
a guess, and a guess dressed up as a promise is worse than no number at all. The individual product page is
where current production and delivery estimates live, and your order confirmation is where tracking appears.
Why this is different from our instant downloads
Most of the Pixquo catalogue is digital. If you buy a printable planner, a wall-art file or a sticker sheet
PDF, the file lands in your account and inbox straight away and you print it yourself. There is no
production queue, no courier and no customs form. That is the right choice when you need something tonight,
when you want to print the same page fifty times, or when you are buying for someone in a country we do not
ship to easily.
The products on this page are the opposite trade. You give up the instant gratification and you get a
finished object: a ceramic mug that survives the dishwasher, a cut vinyl decal, a poster printed on proper
stock, a shirt somebody can wear. Nothing here is emailed to you and nothing here can be downloaded. If you
are shopping close to a deadline, buy the physical item early or buy the digital equivalent instead — the
printable version is genuinely the better answer when the occasion is tomorrow.
What ordering actually looks like
- You place the order and pay. Nothing is printed yet.
- The design file goes to the production partner and enters the print queue.
- Your item is printed, cured or pressed, checked and packed. This normally takes a few business days.
- The parcel is handed to a carrier and tracking is issued.
- Transit time depends on your destination, and on customs if the parcel crosses a border.
Because each item is produced individually, small variations between one order and the next are normal
rather than defects: the exact placement of a design can shift by a millimetre or two, and printed colour
will never match a backlit phone screen precisely. What should never vary is the legibility of the artwork,
the finish of the item or the build quality. If something arrives damaged, misprinted or genuinely wrong,
contact us with a photo and we will sort it out.
Related categories
- Funny coffee mugs and gift mugs
- Vinyl stickers and die-cut decals
- Art prints and wall posters
- Graphic tees and printed t-shirts
- Printed throw pillows and cushion covers
- Printable planners — instant-download planning files
- Printable wall art — instant-download decor
- Digital product bundles — multi-product download sets
- Printable stickers — sticker files to print at home
Related guides
If you are shopping from outside the United States, our printables and planners by country hub is a useful companion: it points to the digital versions of many of these designs, which download instantly wherever you are and sidestep shipping and customs entirely.
If you are looking at this range because you are thinking about selling printed products rather than buying
them, our digital product side hustles guide
covers the economics of made-to-order versus digital honestly, including why margins and delivery times
differ so sharply between the two.
Frequently asked questions
Are any of these instant downloads?
No. Every product linked from this page is a physical item that is printed after you order and shipped to
you. Our instant downloads live in a separate part of the shop — see
How long does an order take?
There are two stages: production, which normally takes a few business days because your item does not exist
until you order it, and shipping, which depends on your destination and carrier. We do not publish a single
delivery date because it would be a guess. The current estimate for any item is on its product page, and
tracking is issued once the parcel is dispatched.
Can I order several different products in one go?
Yes. Items from different categories can go in the same order. Note that if products are produced by
different partners they may ship separately and arrive on different days — that is normal for made-to-order
fulfilment and not a sign anything has gone wrong.
Do you ship internationally?
Shipping options and costs are calculated at checkout for your address. International orders take longer
and may be subject to customs handling. If you are outside our fastest shipping zones, the digital
equivalents in our by-country hub are
often the better answer.
Why is the same design available on several products?
Because the catalogue is built around phrases, not objects. A phrase that works on a mug generally works on
a sticker and a print too, which lets you build a matching gift set rather than buying three unrelated
things.
What if something arrives damaged or misprinted?
Contact us with a photo. Made-to-order production has quality checks before dispatch, but transit damage
and occasional misprints happen, and we will replace or refund a genuinely faulty item.